WHAT THE DERBY IS
The Cutest Race You’ll Ever Take Seriously
Welcome to the inaugural GRRROWLER’S Dachshund Derby, part of The Shacks’ Summer Kickoff — a full-day, dog-friendly festival built around one thing:
Short legs. Big speed. Serious bragging rights.
We’re bringing together 100 racing dogs, local vendors, craft beer, and a high-energy crowd for a one-of-a-kind community event designed to:
Celebrate dachshunds (and their “pretender” friends)
Support local dog rescues
Create a signature annual event for The Colony
This isn’t just a race — it’s a festival atmosphere with purpose, built for spectators, racers, and partners alike.
THE RACES
How the Derby Works
The GRRROWLER’S Dachshund Derby features single-elimination racing across four divisions:
🐶 Puppy Division (0–1 year)
🐾 Adult Division (1–8 years)
👴 Senior Division (9+ years)
🎭 Pretenders Division (all other breeds — just for fun)
What to expect:
~50 ft straight sprint races
Two-handler format (start + finish)
Safe, enclosed lanes with clear crowd separation
Live leaderboard tracking fastest times
Final Awards Ceremony (end of day):
Division Champions
⚡ Lightning Ween (fastest overall time)
🐢 Slowest Weener
📏 Longest Ween
🏆 Golden Weener (raffle winner)
👉 All awards are held at the end to keep the energy high all day.
THE EXPERIENCE
More Than a Race — A Full Summer Kickoff
This event is part of The Shacks Summer Kickoff, meaning your race day experience includes:
Craft beer from GRRROWLER’S
Food + vendors curated by The Shacks
Dog-friendly activities throughout the property
Live, high-energy race atmosphere
Expect a festival feel with constant movement, entertainment, and engagement — not just a one-hour race.